“Cryptic Crypto,’ said to CRASH says The Wolf of Wall Street,
Mr. Omar Abdulla…??
by Naazia Hoosein
(12 March 2020—Sky News) The Wolf of Wall Street, Mr. Omar Abdulla
liaised with London bosses this afternoon on his analysis of the current
stock markets, the forex industry and where investors are queuing to,
come next quarter.
“Realistic expectations could see all markets crash, even though China has
said they will inject stimulus into the economy amid the Corona Virus.’
he was quoted as saying.
“Idealistic approaches to the global economy could see the
world slip into recession,
if the Covid 19 virus is not contained.’ shouted a New Hampshire
resident.
Local economist for Sunday World, Mz. Natasha Pillay routed that
the first world countries
were starting to feel the pinch of China’s recent losses, and more
is yet to come.
“The impact and transact of the Corona Virus has seen China lose
billions of dollars,
and thus, subtracting major losses to the global economy. We can
expect major interest
rate cuts by the major banks and reduction in taxes in Corona Virus
infected areas.’
Meanwhile, The World Health Organization has said that
Corona Virus riddled countries including
China, South Korea, Italy and Iran should put their
countries on high-alert.
‘These countries should lock down their borders to a n y
tourists visiting their country.’
The Omar Abdulla Group which owns shares into LinkedIn SA,
Instagram SA, Bitcoin SA and
Forex SA said on their website that they will be selling
major currencies
and buying shares
Into Gold and Silver.
“We expect these shares to rise as fear in the market is
still at it’s peak.’
Other economists who spoke to South Africa Today, added that
South Africa was still a good
Investment as companies including, Vodacom, MTN, Tiger Brands,
Footprints Filmworks, Naspers,
and other Johannesburg Stock Exchange shares to rise.
“With the market expecting an interest rate drop we could see shares
appreciate, as more confidence looms with the election of
President Ramaphosa.’
Concluding his remarks to The Saturday Star, Mr. Omar Abdulla packed
that he was adamant that third world country shares including
South Africa, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Congo, Egypt, Morocco, Tunisa,
Greece, and Spain would appreciate and expects first
world currency markets to crash.
“I would sell the ever unpopular Chinese Bitcoin, and buy into third
world currencies.’ he ended.
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Doctor Love, to ‘woo,’ MEN and WOMEN, in the month of
"Valentine..."
by Shradda Kapoor
(27 February 2020) The King of Love, Doctor Love, is now in South Africa,
offering services of love and advice, and herbal potions that will make the
manhood of you rise, increased sexual prowess in women, and hours of
magic in the bedroom.
The potion, which will not be revealed to the public, as it is currently being
imported from Turkey has a mixed balance of Ginseng, Ginger, Honey, Lemon,
and other formulas developed in the laboratory for only R299.00,
excluding , delivery and packaging, said Maulana Ismail Paruk, a resident
from Durban.
The Omar Abdulla Group which owns shares in Bitcoin SA, Forex SA, Instagram
SA and Linkedin SA said that the company was now investing
into the pharmaceutical ‘online shopping,’ companies including the sale of
Viagra, Cialis, Leyzene and Benozene.
‘The sale of natural medicines online is fast, and privacy is guaranteed. Shipping
takes place once the orders are received and paid for.’
Doctor Love, who spoke to The Cupid Times, says that the ‘new sexual product,’
will be revealed in coming weeks, after negotiations and promotions.
“The product is halaal, and provides all the natural benefits of good-quality
love-making, increased sexual drive and more importantly keeping the love
alive in a relationship.’
Pfizer reported that South Africa was quick becoming an ‘online shopping,’ market,
and the services of Doctor Love, will be beneficial to the province of Gauteng.
“It is believed that he lives somewhere in Gauteng, and you can
purchase these products from him,
or by ordering with The Omar Abdulla Group of companies.
“I would love to meet Doctor Love, as he helped my failing marriage, brought the
spark back into our lives, and brought my smile back,’ cooled a JHB resident.
Traditional medicines have been known to cure thousands of ailments without
the use of prescription. This product, a list of many from The Omar Abdulla Group,
aims to bring alive local doctors and medics.
"Every day new medics and antidotes are created, and cures are created through the
religion of Science. Our aim is to create awesome products that work, and sustain
long term health.' concluded, a health practitioner.
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