Captain Covid ‘talks,’ vaccine theories with RoboCop…??
by Rubina Gafoor
(20 May 2020) Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla South Africa’s
leading Covid
warrior spoke to fans
this afternoon outside his Lenasia home, stating that cases in
South Africa are still
up, social distancing is not being practised and government is
losing billions through
this pandemic.
“President Ramaphosa has opened the country too quickly
for business, and we are
at the peak of this pandemic. More lives will be lost, and I cannot
save everybody.’
he was quoted as saying.
The World’s greatest crime fighter, RoboCop stated that although
crime was down
around the world due to many countries still under lockdown,
crime was high at
grocery stores and liquor stores.
“These stores have been burgled and hopefully Captain Covid
can stop the outbreak
of the virus at these stores.’
Meanwhile, Captain Covid and RoboCop, have been having
long discussions with US
billionaires, Mr. Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
“We are working with major pharmaceutical companies in
developing anti-body tests,
so that this evil virus can be brought to rest.’
However, Dr. Anthony Fauci from The White House, who spoke
to CNN said that
we may only be in the first wave of this pandemic
and who knows there may be
a second curse wave, that may hit us soon.
“We are happy with the heroic work of Captain Covid and RoboCop
to fight this disease,
and we can only pray a vaccine will be found soon.’
Speaking from her California home, Ms. Kim Kardashian noted
that she was attracted to
the ‘handsome ‘n hunky,’ moves of Captain Covid, and it is
unfortunate that President
Ramaphosa and President Trump only think about the
economy than people’s lives.
“I would consider losing $500 billion dollars over a period of a month in the economy.
instead of loosing 100 000 more people.’
The Omar Abdulla Group which owns shares into Bitcoin SA, Forex SA, Instagram SA,
Twitter SA, Marvel SA and DC SA added that their company was now investing
Into cartoon and superhero forms of media.
“Many thousands of dollars have already started pouring in, with the launch of
Captain Covid.’
Concluding his remarks to The Laudium Daily, Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla, ended
saying that we should
all wear our masks, wash our hands, and practice social distancing.
Stay Safe…
by Rubina Gafoor
(20 May 2020) Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla South Africa’s
leading Covid
warrior spoke to fans
this afternoon outside his Lenasia home, stating that cases in
South Africa are still
up, social distancing is not being practised and government is
losing billions through
this pandemic.
“President Ramaphosa has opened the country too quickly
for business, and we are
at the peak of this pandemic. More lives will be lost, and I cannot
save everybody.’
he was quoted as saying.
The World’s greatest crime fighter, RoboCop stated that although
crime was down
around the world due to many countries still under lockdown,
crime was high at
grocery stores and liquor stores.
“These stores have been burgled and hopefully Captain Covid
can stop the outbreak
of the virus at these stores.’
Meanwhile, Captain Covid and RoboCop, have been having
long discussions with US
billionaires, Mr. Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.
“We are working with major pharmaceutical companies in
developing anti-body tests,
so that this evil virus can be brought to rest.’
However, Dr. Anthony Fauci from The White House, who spoke
to CNN said that
we may only be in the first wave of this pandemic
and who knows there may be
a second curse wave, that may hit us soon.
“We are happy with the heroic work of Captain Covid and RoboCop
to fight this disease,
and we can only pray a vaccine will be found soon.’
Speaking from her California home, Ms. Kim Kardashian noted
that she was attracted to
the ‘handsome ‘n hunky,’ moves of Captain Covid, and it is
unfortunate that President
Ramaphosa and President Trump only think about the
economy than people’s lives.
“I would consider losing $500 billion dollars over a period of a month in the economy.
instead of loosing 100 000 more people.’
The Omar Abdulla Group which owns shares into Bitcoin SA, Forex SA, Instagram SA,
Twitter SA, Marvel SA and DC SA added that their company was now investing
Into cartoon and superhero forms of media.
“Many thousands of dollars have already started pouring in, with the launch of
Captain Covid.’
Concluding his remarks to The Laudium Daily, Captain Covid, Mr. Omar Abdulla, ended
saying that we should
all wear our masks, wash our hands, and practice social distancing.
Stay Safe…
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